It. Has. Begun.

It is Friday. Still no job. But I am a man of my word.


















Got a six pack of crappy beer (something called Dutch) from Fresh & Easy.

Follow LiveTweet of the "movie" @briansaa

God (or L. Ron) help us all.

Battlefield Earth Added to Netflix Instant Queue

'Battlefield Earth' has been added to your Instant Queue at position #124, right after 'The Godfather' and 'On the Waterfront'.


Only two more days until Friday...help!

Save Me from John Travolta's Grasp!

Greetings. I'm Brian from Burbank, CA.

I've been without work for about two months now. My last show wrapped in August, with no return until March. Obviously I need another job to keep me afloat. After numerous applications with no results, this is my cry for help.

If someone does not help me get a job by Friday, I will do the unthinkable: I will watch 'Battfield Earth'.

I've heard it's a terrible movie, and not in a good way. Pure Scientology bull. It is #91 on IMDB's Bottom 100 with a 2.3/10 rating. It won seven Razzie Awards the year of its release and one more in 2010 for Worst Picture of the Decade. According to Wikipedia, there's a character called Jonnie Goodboy Tyler. And if I'm still unemployed by Friday, I will have to honor my word and watch this train-wreck.

I am an aspiring comedy writer with interests in television/film, office coordinating, social media marketing, event management, or working with students at a college. I'm a Jack of All Trades. Screw that, who is this 'Jack' fellow? I'm a Brian of All Trades.

Am I religious? No. Do I want to be a Scientologist? No. Could I become one if I don't find work by Friday and watch 'Battlefield Earth'? POSSIBLY.

Save this man from 118 minutes of Travolta in dreadlocks. Help me find a job!